Mulling over what to serve for hubby’s big diplomatic dinner next week. Roast boar?
Just make sure you don’t run out of mead – I made that mistake once, and my party was a total failure.
Roast boar sounds sooooo delicious. I can’t wait!
@Loki, you are definitely not invited. @Freyja: Thanks for the tip! But no worries – I’ve already made arrangements for plenty of libations.
Got your message. Sure, you can borrow my mead cauldron. But what are you going to give me in return?
Hymir, are you implying that the gratitude of my wife is not enough payment for you? If not, I can always send my son Thor to give you an appropriate reward.
Never mind. I was just joking, anyway. I’ll send it right over.
Just finished a gorgeous tapestry for the banquet hall!
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You are so talented! Can’t wait to see it when I visit next week!
Can’t wait to see you, my dear!
Lady Freyja, good news! The dry cleaner called and said your falcon-feather dress is finally ready! I’ll pick it up right away.
Excellent. But bring it to my husband’s house, since I’ll be staying there tonight.
Oooh, somebody’s about to get lucky! Bow chicka BOW WOW.
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Lady Freyja, thank you so much for my wife’s successful delivery of twins! I have sacrificed a goat to you to express my eternal gratitude.
My pleasure! And congratulations!
I’d like to think that as a fertility goddess, I also had a little something to do with this one, LOL.
Mom, I just heard that you didn’t make mistletoe swear the oath not to hurt me. How could you? You know that I keep dying in my nightmares!
Balder, honey, calm down. He’s only a baby – there’s nothing he could possibly do to hurt you.
Famous last words.
Hey baby. What say you and I get a drink together some time, for old time’s sake?
Vili, for the last time, it is not going to happen. Let it go.
Aha! I knew it! I knew there was something going on between you two!
Oh Loki, get a life. That was eons ago.
Seriously Loki, why are you such a lurker?
OK, anyone who has not sworn the oath not to harm Balder needs to hightail it over to Fensalir and do it ASAP.
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