I wish I could sleep.
Something bothering you?
Not really. Just can't sleep.
Would you like me to sing to you again?
Yes. Can you sing that one song again?
You mean Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
Are you in a better mood today, Your Majesty?
Maybe. It was a bad day yesterday. Why do you ask?
My people in Thebes want to know if it's safe to go back to their homes near the Valley on the west bank. Seems all the rocks started falling on the workmen's village last night.
Oh. I'm sorry!
I told you to stop stomping your feet. Every time you throw a tantrum, somebody dies.
I'll be more careful, dear.
posted an Event on Geb's wall: Anniversary Party
Don't even think about showing up, son.
But Dad, it's my wedding anniversary!
But Dad, I never get to see him!
No buts. You stay separated, and that's that.
This is not fair!
Well, it would be hard for everybody to live if Dad didn't keep us apart, dear.
I guess. Can't they hold their breath for a little while? I miss you.
I miss you, too. Can you turn off that cosmic radiation?
Then I guess we'll have to figure out a way to make it happen next year.
I know how you feel, Mom. Haven't seen Osiris since Seth sent him to the land of the dead. It's so unfair.
You'll get used to it, sweetheart.
Happy Father's Day, Dad. I hope I am half the king you are.
Well, son, I doubt you'll ever be as big as I am.
I didn't mean literally.
Oh. Sorry. I'm a little slow sometimes. Your mother says I have rocks for brains.
Well, it's true, isn't it?
Great Lord Geb, why aren't you above us? Everyone outside of Egypt says the earth is our mother and not our father.
Maybe they're wrong?
Well, I think if Geb were on top, you'd have problems walking, don't you think?
Hm. Maybe they are wrong. Father Earth it is!