Kayaking down the Nile. Why didn't anyone pack me a snack?
I'm here, buddy. Look down.
Oh! You're in croc form. You scared me.
What else would I be? Here's a turkey wrap for you.
You're my son, Hapi!
Uh, no. You've got the wrong guy. Same name, different being. Sorry.
Please make the Nile flood!
You forgot the magic word.
I said, "Please!"
The magic word begins with an "H."
Oh, hot Hapi, handsomest Hapi, help!
Hapi, I need a vacation. Can you float me somewhere?
Sure. How about Memphis?
No, too cosmopolitan. How about somewhere exotic?
I can get you to rural Greece.
Sounds good. Book it!
is singing Maroon 5 in the shower. Who gave a band any right to be so catchy?
Hapi, I'm coming over to Egypt to do a few deeds. Can you help?
Hey, don't take that tone with me, Mister! I can dry you out faster than the hottest drought.
What can I do for you, sir?
That's better. You can make sure my barge doesn't get eaten by crocodiles.
You might want to talk to Sobek about that, but I'll do what I can for you.
Man, I was trying to get some sun! What was that for?
I needed some stress relief.
Next time, try to do it at another cataract.
Hapi, would you mind diverting some of your nice, clean Nile water to Greece? It's a bit parched over here.
How do you propose I do that? It's not like I can send it across the Mediterranean Sea.
Maybe just an amphora or two? I'll send Hermes to come pick it up.
Fine. But you owe me a whole lot of papyrus plants for writing.
Hapi, are you dead yet?
I miss hanging out with you, and it's such a pain to have to come all the way up to the world of the living.
How about we meet near the pyramids? Is that halfway?
Next Tuesday works.