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Harpies's Wall

Wall

Okypete

Calling all Harpies! Let's go down to Big Billy's Country Buffet tonight and get crazy.

Aello

Absolutely!

Celaeno

Squawk!

Big Billy

Oh. Please. No.

Okypete

What's the matter, Big Billy?

Aello

You got something against Harpies?

Celaeno

Squawk?!

Big Billy

The last time y'all were here, y'all ate everything!

Okypete

You shouldn't say all you can eat if you don't mean it.

Big Billy

Did you have to poop on everything?

Aello

But that's how we express joy.

Big Billy

Why don't you go express joy at the Chinese buffet instead...

Okypete

I know they meanly chased us away from tormenting King Phineus and all, but those two sons of Boreas were kind of cute.

Aello

They were delicious.

Celaeno

Mmm...squawk.

Callais

You ladies don't have a chance.

Zetes

No. Way.

Okypete

What's so bad about going out with a Harpy?

Celaeno

SQUAWK?!

Callais

Have you looked in a mirror lately?

Zais

For reals.

Celaeno

You know, the early writers of antiquity described us as being quite
beautiful. It wasn't until later that we began to be described as hideous.

Zais

I thought you only said, "squawk."

Celaeno

That's my sexy voice.

Callais

Lady, I've seen you and your sisters, and you're definitely not sexy.

Okypete

I know two brothers who are eating bowls of Harpy poop for dinner tonight.

Aello

I just want go on record to say the result of this year's Bachelor: Mt. Olympus was total crap. Obviously, Aeneas should have picked Helga, the Harpy.

Celaeno

Squawk.

Okypete

Ditto.

Aeneas

Yeah, I'm not sure I agree on that one.

Aello

You never even gave her a chance. You're still mad at us for punishing you and your men back in the day. You ate our cattle! You deserved it.

Aeneas

Whatever, you saw how Helga acted at that restaurant on our first date.

Big Billy

Isn't there a law against refusing to allow Harpies in your restaurant?

Okypete

No one truly understands our culture.

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