Diana Moon Glampers
Diana Moon Glampers isn't a mentor in the kind, nurturing Mr. Miyagi kind of way. There aren't any of those in this story. Diana Moon Glampers guides by force, creating regulations to keep anyone from seeming above average. When Diana Moon Glampers wants you to wax on and wax off, you better do it and do it the exact same way as everyone else. She teaches us that if you are special, you will be punished for it.