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Harrison Bergeron

Harrison Bergeron


by Kurt Vonnegut

Harrison Bergeron: Handi-Capable Quiz

Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Harrison Bergeron? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. George Bergeron wears this many pounds of birdshot around his neck.

2, he's just really weak
Q. How many ballerinas wear ear radios?

all of them, they're super-genius ballerinas
Q. George Bergeron's ear radio broadcasts a loud noise once every

five minutes
20 seconds
time an angel gets its wings
Q. What natural handicap does the news broadcaster have?

a stutter
bad eyesight
stunted growth
adult acne
Q. Hazel Bergeron has to wear what kind of handicaps?

heavy weights
an ear radio
a mask
none, the poor thing is handicapped enough without any artificial ones