by Kurt Vonnegut
Harrison Bergeron: Handi-Capable Quiz
Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Harrison Bergeron? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. George Bergeron wears this many pounds of birdshot around his neck.
2, he's just really weak
Q. How many ballerinas wear ear radios?
all of them, they're super-genius ballerinas
Q. George Bergeron's ear radio broadcasts a loud noise once every
time an angel gets its wings
Q. What natural handicap does the news broadcaster have?
Q. Hazel Bergeron has to wear what kind of handicaps?
an ear radio
none, the poor thing is handicapped enough without any artificial ones