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Case File: Egypt vs. Hathor

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Case Description: The Complainants (Residents of Egypt) have charged Hathor with attempted murder. Recently, on the command of her father, Ra, she came to Earth to punish those disobedient humans who were allegedly plotting against the sun god. When Ra changed his mind, he doused the fields with beer dyed red. Hathor stopped to drink the blood-like liquid and got so hammered she forgot what she went to Earth for.

Case Status: Dismissed. The complainants resolved the problem by her intoxication.

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