is still unsure if Horus is her son or her husband. It's been 3,000 years… and she's still not sure.
slapped Hathor with a hawk's wing.
I'm totally getting a blinged out "Eye of Re" chain for my birthday! (Hint, hint, Dad).
Why do you need something else shiny? Don't you already have a bazillion necklaces?
You're dead. Why do you care?
I'm the king of the dead. There's a difference.
is getting her makeup done. Cat eyes, anyone?
Hey, mama! I know they call the pharaoh the "son of Hathor" and all, but you were looking pretty nice in that festival procession. What do you say you and I go hang out under a palm tree?
Uh… maybe another time.
Your Majesty, what would you like us to serve you at your next festival?
How about hamburgers? Ha, ha.
You'd better watch it, Tut.
Dude. I'm sooooo hung over from last night.
Me, too. Best. Night. Ever.
Let's do it again tonight! The Theban bars are awesome.
is watching Law and Order: Special Cows Unit.
threw a papyrus stalk at Hathor.