Cocktail party tonight at our place! Woo!
Come one, come all, to finest villa in Elysium.
I'm there, bro.
I'll bring Trivial Pursuit—I've been everywhere so I kind of rock at trivia.
Please, honey, let's bring Apples to Apples. Everybody likes that better.
I <3 Apples to Apples!
Hey guys, mind if I join?
Um, are you kidding?
Wow, posting on my wall? Not cool, P.
Hey, we're all dead… what's the point of holding grudges?
Dude, you took off with my wife.
And you killed me.
Plus, you totally didn't live up to my expectations.
Oh, I can hold a grudge. I can hold a grudge for a very long time.
Whatevs, what are you going do to me? Get Philoctetes to kill me again?
Lord Hades is a personal friend of mine, and I will have him throw you into Tartarus.
I am definitely not getting involved in this…
I wish my sister Clytemnestra would talk to me again…
Listen, it's not my fault that I was born prettier than you, okay?! Just get over it.
Seriously, that's what you think this is about?
What have I ever done to you?
Seriously? Because of you, Agamemnon had to sacrifice my daughter Iphigenia to get to Troy. Because of that, I killed him. And because of that, my son Orestes killed me.
Yeah, so your family has major issues. It's not my fault.
Deep thought for today: With great beauty, comes great responsibility.
Yeah, you're responsible for a whole lot of things.
Don't be grumpy, Mennypoo.
I can be grumpy if I want to.
Why can't we just leave the past behind us?
Yeah, let's leave the past behind.
Seriously, P, stay off of my wall!
Why do you always call him P?
Oh, just stop it Menelaus.
If you people don't stop bickering, I'm taking Cereberus for a little walk
in Elysium tonight.