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Complainant (Hera) accused her husband Zeus of a) adultery with Io; b) fraud for disguising himself as a cloud while seducing Io; c) perjury for lying about his relationship with Io and changing her into a cow to hide his crime; and d) breaking livestock laws.
Case Status: Case dismissed by Zeus. Hera continues to be suspicious and has unleashed flies to bite the cow.