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Case File: Hestia vs. Priapus

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Case Description: Complainant (Hestia) accuses Defendant (Priapus) of attempted sexual assault. Hestia fell asleep in a patch of grass on Mt. Ida after a big party of the gods. Just then, Priapus, a god known for his sexual appetite, came by and tried to have his way with her.

Case Status: Case pending. Luckily, a nearby donkey brayed before Priapus could do the deed. Hestia woke up and screamed. All the other gods came running, and Priapus made a fast getaway through the trees.

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