Hestia (Vesta)'s Police Reports

Case Description: Complainant (Rhea) accuses Defendant (Kronos) of cannibalism and child abuse. It was prophesied that Kronos, the Titan king of the gods, would be kicked off his throne by one...

Case Description: Complainant (Poseidon) accuses Defendant (Apollo) of being a total jerk. Both Poseidon and Apollo had the hots for Hestia and tried to get her to marry them. U...

Case Description: Complainant (Hestia) accuses Defendant (Priapus) of attempted sexual assault. Hestia fell asleep in a patch of grass on Mt. Ida after a big party of the gods. Just then, Priapus,...

Case Description: Way back in the day, Hestia was one of the original Twelve Olympians, a place of real honor. But when Dionysus came along and got super popular, she graciously decided to let him...