More dead Middle Earthlings arriving in Hel today. But these aren’t the cool ones. Those guys go to Valhalla. #justanotherday
That’s as it should be.
But Valhalla’s pretty empty compared to my hall.
Hey, they might also end up at my place! How could you forget about Fensalir?
Hey, just to put the rumors to rest, in case anyone’s wondering: I did not intend to
@HodFan (Middle Earthling)
True, that! And you don’t deserve to be in Hel. #clearhodsname
It’s true, you didn’t. But that doesn’t make me any less dead.
But you sure did aim that mistletoe straight for the heart. Snicker.
Fun fact: Mistletoe is actually a parasite. It sucks the life out of the trees it grows on. Kind of like it did to Balder. #weedkillers
If I recall, Brother, it was you who took Balder’s life.
Who knew? That mistletoe seemed so young and innocent! #hindsight2020
The River Gjöll sure makes an awful racket. And I have super-sensitive hearing, since I can’t see. Haven’t slept in weeks.
Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it. You don’t have much choice.
@HelsBridgeGuardian (Modgud (Móðguð))
You think it’s bad where you are? Imagine living on the bridge right on top of it.
Hey, my best bro Hermod just rolled into town! Sweet! #bromance
That’s right, the fun has arrived! Break out the mead! #bromance
Don’t you dare distract him, Hod! He’s supposed to be negotiating with Hel for Balder’s release.
Just got a guide dog! Should really help me with finding my way around Hel’s ridiculously large hall.
It has to be big, to hold all the dead people. But I’m sure you’ll be navigating it like a pro in no time flat.