

Today's workout: 24,000 one-armed pushups, 64 miles cross-country, bench pressed a 747.
Sorry about that eclipse, man.

You could've warned me! Woke up blind. Good thing that didn't last very long. Though blind target shooting could be fun.

At least you got your vision back when the moon moved, Uncle. I had to get my mother to fix my eye when Seth ripped it out.

invites Horus the Elder to Event: Hammer-throwing contest.

Hm. I don't have a hammer. My priests usually make me pointy things. Can I bring a spear instead?

Wow, did you see the game?

You heard about what Seth did to Osiris. So when are you going to go punish him?

I love you, booboo.

I got us cruise tickets for our anniversary. How about down the Nile to my place for the week? We can call it the Beautiful Reunion.
Cool, can we come?