Today's workout: 24,000 one-armed pushups, 64 miles cross-country, bench pressed a 747.
Were there people in the 747 or was it empty?
Sorry about that eclipse, man.
You could've warned me! Woke up blind. Good thing that didn't last very long. Though blind target shooting could be fun.
I'm glad your eyes are all right, sweetie.
At least you got your vision back when the moon moved, Uncle. I had to get my mother to fix my eye when Seth ripped it out.
invites Horus the Elder to Event: Hammer-throwing contest.
Cool. Don't suppose I can borrow Mjölnir for that?
No way. Nobody can pick it up but me, anyhow.
Hm. I don't have a hammer. My priests usually make me pointy things. Can I bring a spear instead?
As long as it's not made out of mistletoe. Odin gets a little upset, still.
Balder, I remember. That really sucked.
Nobody invited you, Loki. Don't you have a rock to be tied to?
Wow, did you see the game?
Which game? I was watching them all.
I have a whole wall full of monitors, so I can watch all the games on earth at once.
Like I said: How?
You heard about what Seth did to Osiris. So when are you going to go punish him?
That's going to be your son's job. He needs to prove he's worthy to be king, right?
Well, yes, but he's just a baby. You're my big brother, too, can't you handle it?
I'm sure that Seth will be quaking in his sandals until little Horus gets old enough.
You should be.
I love you, booboo.
I love you, honey bunch.
I love you more.
I got us cruise tickets for our anniversary. How about down the Nile to my place for the week? We can call it the Beautiful Reunion.
Cool, can we come?
Sure, bring your own boats though.