Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Chapter Three Summary
Huck gets in trouble for his clothes being dirty, and once again it is suggested that he is likely going to hell.
Huck seems to have it in for religion, as it fails at such universally important endeavors as getting him fishhooks when he prays for them. What good is prayer, he thinks, if it doesn’t get you what you want?
Miss Watson counters that Huck should pray for spiritual gifts, like helping other people.
Huck doesn’t see any advantage in this, so he drops the subject.
Next we hear about Huck’s father, a.k.a. "Pap," an abusive alcoholic that everyone thinks is dead. Huck isn’t so sure – he says the dead body they found in the river and thought was his father was actually someone else. In all, he just hopes Pap doesn’t show up again.
Tom Sawyer’s gang gets together and plays cops n’ robbers. Huck makes a point of telling us that no one really dies or gets robbed – it’s all just in good fun. (Like violent video games, which we know do absolutely no harm to young people.)
We see one of their games in particular: Tom gathers them all up in a hurry to report that there’s a band of "A-rabs" with chests of treasure coming through town, and that they need to go attack.
Huck is disappointed to see that the band isn’t made up of "A-rabs" so much as townspeople on a Sunday school picnic.
Tom responds that Huck would be able to see the A-rabs, if only he had read Don Quixote. Then he would realize that their enemy magicians had made the band appear to be a Sunday school picnic.
He explains to Huck all the rules about magicians and genies and magic lamps.
Huck thinks the whole thing is ridiculous; if he were a genie, he’d never let anyone else tell him what to do. He’d just grant his own wishes. In fact, he rubs a lamp a few days later to see if Tom was right about genies. He wasn’t, the dirty liar.