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Hygeia (Salus)

Hygeia (Salus)

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An apple a day keeps the Nosoi away!

Asclepius

You tell 'em!

You guys are going to put me out of a job!

Don't worry, Lord Hades. I always come in the end.

Why do you say stuff like that?

It's the cold, hard truth.

And you wonder why you don't have any friends.

I suggest everybody like hand sanitizer

Panaceia

You act like it's a cure-all. It's not. I am.

Well, why are you so stingy with yourself?

Panaceia

Overpopulation isn't healthy either.

Thank you!

The Nosoi

You are an evil goddess who should be obliterated from the earth.

That negative attitude is the reason you all are so diseased.

The Nosoi

We aren't "diseased." We are disease.

Whatever. Either way, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

The Nosoi

How can we be ashamed of how we were born? Is everybody seeing this? Hygeia is prejudiced against disease.

I don't think we can be friends anymore.

I <3 snakes.

Gross! What kind of health goddess are you?

Snakes are my friends!

I died from a snakebite. Snakes suck.

Nessus

I died from Hydra venom. Snakes definitely suck.

Well you deserved it.

Nessus

Oh yeah?! Well, you deserved it when your skin melted off from the Hydra-poisoned potion I gave your wife.

Heracles

Yeah?! Well, I'm a god now, and you're dead, so nah, nah, nah...

Hygeia

Boys, boys... all this animosity is bad for your mental health.

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