If great literature has taught us anything (and by great literature, we mean Fifty Shades of Grey), sex sells. Why? Because it's a part of everyday life. You can't go for very long without seeing, hearing, or thinking about something sexual in nature. And Hyperion shows us the sexual side of, well, you name it. Writing. War. Even religion. These pilgrims aren't repressed Puritans, but the way almost everything relates to sex at some point, we wouldn't blame you for thinking they were.