Lolita: Hey, It’s Working for Ashton and Demi Quiz
Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Lolita? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Where did Humbert die?
In Lolita’s arms
In a police station
In the city bus, along with all the other victims of the Megalon attack
Q. What happened to Humbert’s mother?
She was struck by lightning
She was mauled by a shark
She was in an airplane crash
She missed an episode of Ellen
Q. For whom does Humbert’s wife leave him?
A garbage man
Her miniature schnauzer, Dougie
A cab driver
Q. How does Humbert feel about Charlotte?
He has romantic feelings for her
She disgusts him
It’s nice, but he prefers to summer in Raleigh
Q. Why does Humbert marry Charlotte?
Because he loves her
To get to her money
Because his unusually pushy fortune cookie demanded that he propose to the next woman he sees
So that he can be around Lolita