Medea: Someone’s Badly in Need of a Chill Pill Quiz
Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Medea? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. What is true about the gifts Medea gives to Jason?
They are cursed
They are re-gifted
They are given to him out of a genuine desire for reconciliation
They were purchased through Groupon and it isn't clear whether she got a good deal
They are paltry and valueless
Q. What happens to Glauke?
She drowns in a pond
She catches fire
She is strangled by an invisible rope
She falls into a coma
She gets typer’s cramp
Q. How does Creon die?
He catches fire
He is stabbed
He is put in a room full of kittens and dies from cuteness overload
He is pushed into a vat of bubbling oil
Q. What does Medea do to her sons?
Jabbers at them relentlessly over the phone until they are forced to make up some lie about how they are getting an important call on the other line
Kills them with a sword
Kills them with poison
Kills them with kindness
Kills them with a pitchfork
Q. In what vehicle does Medea leave?
A cart pulled by donkeys
A carriage pulled by stallions
A chariot pulled by dragons
A HEMI-powered Jeep Wrangler