The Merry Wives of Windsor
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The Merry Wives of Windsor Act 3, Scene 4 Summary Page 1
- Outside Master Page's house, Anne and dreamy Fenton get cozy and talk about their future together.
- Fenton is bummed out that Anne's dad hates him and won't let him marry his daughter.
- Fenton tells Anne that her dad doesn't like him because he thinks he's a spoiled brat who wasted all his money and wants to marry Anne because she's rich. Plus, Master Page isn't crazy about Fenton's misspent youth.
- Hmm, Master Page might have a point.
- Fenton confesses that, yeah, at first, he only wanted Anne for her dough but now that he's gotten to know her, he's fallen in love.
- Fenton swears up and down that he loves Anne for herself and thinks she's worth much more than a giant bag of "gold."
- Anne encourages Fenton to take another crack at her dad. Who knows? Maybe Master Page will change his mind. (Yeah, right.)
- Just then, Slender, Shallow, and Mistress Quickly show up: Slender wants to talk to Anne.
- We find out that Master Page wants Anne to marry Slender because Slender's loaded.
- Mistress Quickly distracts Fenton as Slender tries to flirt with Anne.
- Slender has zero game with the ladies, so Shallow tries to help him out. He says Anne will be living large if she marries Slender.
- Plus, if he dies, she gets a big widow's pension.
- Anne is not impressed. She warns Shallow that he should let Slender "woo for himself."
- Fed up, Anne confronts Slender and asks him what he wants from her.
- Slender says "I would little or nothing with you" (translation: he doesn't actually want anything from her), and points out that Anne's dad and his uncle are the ones who want him to marry her.
- See? We told you Slender's got no game.
- Master and Mistress Page show up and get mad when they see Fenton.
- Master Page tells Fenton to scram and says he'll never let Anne marry him.
- Fenton is all "But, but, but, Mr. Page! I love your daughter and I'm not giving up," while Anne begs her mom not to make her marry "yon fool" (that would be Slender).
- Mistress Page says something like "Don't worry honey, I'm going to make sure you marry Doctor Caius."
- Anne says she'd rather be buried alive than marry that guy.
- Mistress Page orders Fenton to go home and takes Anne inside the house, promising to ask who she does want to marry.
- Mistress Quickly gives us a little aside that she likes Fenton the best, but she's still going to help out all of Anne's suitors.
- Because why? Oh, why not.
- Then Mistress Quickly runs off to relay a message to Falstaff from Mistress Ford and Mistress Page.