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Minotaur

Minotaur

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Why'd you do it, Theseus?

Theseus

Um, you ate people.

Hey, it's not like there was a Whole Foods in the Labyrinth.

So sick of being called a monster.

You said it.

Drakon

Mos def.

Hydra

Hissssss!

Right? I mean, all these heroes are just as brutal as we are. Theseus murdered me in my own home, for crying out loud.

I'll do you one better: Perseus snuck in my cave while I was asleep and chopped off my head.

Drakon

How about this? I had some punk kid working to kill me: he even got Medea to make something that knocked me out before he killed me.

Hydra

Hissssss....Heraclesssssssssssssss...hiss...hiss.

Maybe us "monsters" ought to get together and teach these heroes some manners.

Now yr talkin.

Drakon

MOS DEF!

Hydra

HISSSSSSSS!

Theseus

Whatever...

Bring it on.

Jason

We will destroy you.

Oh, please. I'm so bored!

YOU'RE ALL DEAD! Calm down. This is my underworld and it's going to stay peaceful. Or else!

I just want the world to know that I officially have the worst family ever.

Pasiphae

Well, I think that's very unfair.

Ariadne

Totes.

Mom, you just let your husband lock me up in a Labyrinth.

Pasiphae

Hey, you ate the nanny. What was I supposed to do?

Love me. Why couldn't you ever just love me?

Ariadne

She did love you. She cried every night.

Oh, yeah? Did you cry when you helped Theseus kill me?

Ariadne

I was in love with him—what do you want from me?

I'm glad he ditched you on that island. I wish you'd died there.

Hey, now, that's my wife.

Pasiphae

Asterion, it's statements like that that make everybody call you a monster.

I'm only the monster you've made me…

Young Virgin

Can't you just leave us alone?

[Crunch. Gulp.] Yum.

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