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Muses

Muses

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Hey Muses, how's about y'all provide a little entertainment at the Bacchanal tonight?

Calliope

Not sure, D.

Why not?

Calliope

The last one got kind of out of control.

Of course it did. It's a Bacchanal…

Thalia

Ah come on, Calliope. It'll be fun.

Erato

Will there be satyrs there?

You know it.

Calliope

Hmmm…

Melopmene

Why does Thalia think it's funny to replace my noble tragic mask with one of her ridiculous comic ones?

Thalia

Because it is. It's very funny.

Melopmene

):

Thalia

(:

Melopmene

): ):

Thalia

O^: \^: (^;

Melopmene

Show off!

Thalia

The fact that I've got you for a sister is the real tragedy.

Terpsichore

Just inspired a new dance down on Earth!

Euterpe

I hope it's better than that dreadful Electric Slide.

Terpsichore

Now, now. I've apologized for the Electric Slide on several occasions.

Polyhymnia

What's this one called?

Terpsichore

The Chicken Dance!

Urania

Ugh.

Calling all Muses, jam session on Parnassus tonight.

Calliope

Can't wait!

Euterpe

Bring your lyre.

Always.

I don't know if you lovely ladies are aware, but I invented the lyre.

Erato

I find that very attractive…

Maybe I could join you all tonight and show you how it's played.

I can handle that just fine, thx.

Hey buddy, no need to be intimidated.

Thalia

Come on, Apollo. Hermes is mad funny.

He's a thief, and I won't have him on Parnassus. End of conversation.

Calling all Muses, jam session at Hermes' pad tonight.

I hate you so much.

Calliope

The Muses are pleased to announce the premiere of Olympus Idol, the musical competition for the next immortal super star.

Orpheus

I'm in!

You're not immortal.

Orpheus

My soul is.

You're staying down here with me, buddy.

Will the Muses be allowed to compete?

Thalia

Uhh, yeah… duh... I thought you were smart?

That's totally not fair. Obviously a Muse will win!

Sirens

Yeah, right. One of our sisters will destroy any Muse that steps to us.

Calliope

Bring it on!

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