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Mut

Mut

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Hello, gorgeous. Where've you been all my eternity?

Mut

Oh, stop. When will you be home tonight?

Usual time. What's for dinner?

Mut

I thought we'd head over to the western side of the river and join the Thebans in the Valley festival.

You think they'll bring those ducks to barbecue again this year?

Mut

I hope so. They were delicious.

Can I come too?

Mut

Only if your father gets home early enough. You know you have early school in the morning.

But I did all my homework already!

Mut

Ask your father.

Mut

posted an event: Birthday Shopping Trip

Ooo! I'll bring my credit card.

Just one?

I'm only letting her bring one. I know how you three get when you go shopping.

No kidding, brother. I'm still paying off last year's balance.

I didn't buy that many things.

No, but you always insist on the most expensive things.

Mut

Only the best for my girls!

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Hey, will you be home tonight?

Mut

At Isheru? Yes. What's up?

I heard there was another plague on the north side of town.

Mut

That's no good. Lots of kids live there.

I know. Want to come with me?

Mut

Yes. Let's drive those sick demons out.

You two need help?

Bes

We're in if you want company.

Mut

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Great! Who's bringing the beer?

Egyptian

O Mistress of Crowns, Great Mut, when will I be able to plead my case in your magnificent court?

Mut

Are you on the roster?

Egyptian

Roster?

Mut

Yes. I have so many people wanting to talk to me now that I asked Thoth to put together an app. All you have to do is sign up, and you'll be given a number and an appointment date.

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Egyptian

And then I can talk to you?

Mut

Yes. According to the app, I have an opening… six hundred years from now.

Egyptian

But, Your Majesty, I won't be alive then! That's ridiculous.

Mut

You think that's bad? Wait until they invent the DMV.

Are you really my mother?

Mut

Of course I am. Why are you even asking?

Well, they told us in school today that your name means mother. So I wondered if maybe you were everybody's mother, and not really my mother… just my mother because your name was mother. You know?

Mut

I can't even read what you just wrote.

I meant I want to know if you're my mother because you're my mother, not because you're THE mother.

She's not my mother. My mother is Isis.

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Ihy

And Hathor is my mother.

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So wait, does that mean Isis is a mother? And what about Hathor? If they're both mothers, are they my mother since my mother is the mother?

I'm a mother, but I'm not Mut.

Mut

Except when you are.

Except when I am. After the Romans come around.

And except when you're me, slightly before that.

Ihy

Mom?

Yes?

This is so confusing!

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