I need a little advice, Nemesis. That guy Bellerophon is flying Pegasus up to Mr. Olympus as we speak. Can you believe the hubris? He thinks he's just as good as the gods because he killed one little chimera.
Anyway, do you have any suggestions about how to punish him? You're so good at this kind of thing.
I'm on it. Get a gadfly to bite Pegasus so that his own trusted steed bucks him off, and he tumbles to his death. Bellerophon will have a good long fall to think about what he did wrong. Easy as pie.
I like the sound of that. Anything else?
Yeah, why not? Make everyone forget that Bellerophon ever rode Pegasus at all. Ooh, maybe you could make everybody remember it as Perseus or something.
Oh, you're good!
Yeah, I know.
How come nobody remembered my birthday?
Sorry we missed it.
We were busy torturing somebody...
A Fury's work is never done.
Um, no one remembered your bday because you're mean and nobody likes you.
Whatever, it's better to be right than popular.
Whatever to you. Have a good time being alone on your birthday.
Shut up, Tyche. You're such a stupid goddess. All the random luck you bring only causes chaos in the universe.
I wish we could torture you into madness.
Ooh... why don't we actually do that?
What a fun idea!
It's going to be a fun birthday after all…
Nemesis! Please help me. My husband stole all the money from our checking account, bought a yacht, and sailed off to the Caribbean with his secretary.
On the case.