Nuada is instantly recognizable; after all, it's not every day you come across a guy with a silver hand. Though it's not all rainbows and butterflies: the Irish healing god Dian Cecht had to give him the silver one when his first hand was chopped off. Extremity talk aside, Nuada is the king of the Tuatha de Danann—the magical people of Ireland—and loves to show off his sword skills. He can usually be found with his de Danann friends, doing magic tricks and fencing the hours away.
|Current city||Tara, where the High King's court hangs out|
|Occupation||King of the Tuatha de Danann|
|Education||Watching the other gods rule over pesky humans was a big help|
|Political views||Pro-monarchy, anti-Fomorian, anti-Fir Bolg|
|Parents||I never knew exactly who my folks were. My dad might've been the wise god Dagda, the lord of wisdom for the Tuatha; or a guy named Echtach.|
|Children||My son, Etarlam, fathered one of Ireland's bazillion mother goddesses, Ernmas.|
Balor of the Evil Eye
|Relationship status||Married to Macha, goddess of fertility|
|Interested in||Irish lasses|
|Quotations||"A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them."|
– Elbert Hubbard
"As long as you love me. I'll be your platinum, I'll be your silver, I'll be your gold."
– Justin Bieber
"Ireland was a place for the renewal of hope and I still see it like that."
– Daniel Day-Lewis
"The secret of rulership is to combine a belief in one's own infallibility with a power to learn from past mistakes."
– George Orwell, 1984
|Books||Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain |
Who doesn't love scoundrels?
The Silver Linings Playbook by Matthew Quick
You can never have enough silver.
The House of the Spirits by Isabel Allende
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
Best of the Irish best.
The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster
My fave book as a kid.
Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins
Nation by Terry Pratchett
I helped found my own nation. Take that.
The Lottery by Shirley Jackson
Balor with the Evil Eye by Alexander Haggerty Krappe
Academic studies on my worst enemy still couldn't figure out why he was so nasty.
Hills Like White Elephants by Ernest Hemingway
|Music||Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival |
I'm Dagda's fortunate son… at least, I think I'm Dagda's
Brown-Eyed Girl by Van Morrison
Silver by Echo and the Bunnymen
Good ol' Irish rock.
We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel
…Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Good Vibrations by The Beach Boys
The Fir Bolg and Fomorians didn't give me good vibes.
Like a Prayer by Madonna
|Movies||Hellboy II: the Golden Army |
Prince Nuada took his cue from me.
Colin Farrell is totally one of my descendants.
They really do.
My Celtic pride goes far beyond Boston. Though I do love me that city.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
I'm not Spartacus.
The Most Fertile Man in Ireland
This wasn't about me…I swear!
|TV Shows||Seinfeld |
Whose voice am I supposed to listen to?
Are We There Yet?
King of the Nerds
Herds of pigs
|Activities||Fighting the Fomorians and Fir Bolg|
Steaming hot baths
Hiking amongst the standing stones
Palmistry (the study of hands)
|Groups||Silver Lovers |
All Hands on Deck, Tuatha de Danaan
Fight for Your Right to Party