Case File: Heracles vs. Some Naiads
Case Description: Complainant (Heracles) accuses Defendants (Some Naiads) of kidnapping and murder. While on the Quest for the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts, Heracles' boy-lover, Hylas, was taken underwater by a school of seductive Naiads living in a pool of water.
Case Status: Case pending. Every officer sent to investigate is somehow convinced that it's a lovely day for a swim and is never heard from again.