The Odyssey Steaminess Rating

R

Odysseus is quite the player, what with the all ladies and the all goddesses he sleeps with. Seven whole years with Kalypso? It’s distinctly possible that Odysseus spent more years with her than he did with his wife Penelope to begin with. There was also Circe, who wanted Odysseus so badly that she reversed all her magic to get him. Nausikaa also has a crush on our hero, but he doesn’t seem too interested, maybe because she’s too young. And despite the many affairs, Odysseus returns home to his still-faithful bride for a lovely romantic reunion.