Pretty awesome that this dude led me to Helios to heal my blindness. [Blind Orion Searching for the Sun by Nicolas Poussin, 1658]
Artemis: Friend of Foe?
I'm still unclear as to whether she had a hand in killing me or not. [Diana Over the Corpse of Orion by Daniel Seiter, 1685]
Born from Pee?
Not sure how I feel about the story that I was born after three gods peed on an ox hide. [Infans Philosophicus tres agnoscit patres, ut Orion by Theodor de Bry, 1617]
A whole fountain in honor of me? Aw, shucks. [The Fountain of Orion in Messina, Italy, by Giovanni Angelo Montorsoli, 1553]
I Am a Constellation
Just another day in the stars. [Uranometria by Johann Bayer, 1661]