by Virginia Woolf
Orlando: Be Sure Not to Miss Epcot Quiz
Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Orlando? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Why does Orlando leave town?
Because he is wanted for murder
Because his boss is sending him to attend an office technology conference in Hartford
Because Harriet is pressuring him
Because he wants a change of scenery
Q. What does Orlando become?
Too sexy for his shirt
Q. Who is Archduke Harry?
That’s such a difficult question to answer. Who are any of us, really?
Q. What age does London enter?
The Bronze Age
The Victorian Age
The Age of Innocence
The Age of Absolute Robot Annihilation
Q. What poem does Nick Greene promise he will publish?
“The Lily Pond”
“The Oak Tree”
“The Stone Wall”
“The Poem So Boring I Fell Asleep Writing It”