by Virginia Woolf
Orlando: Sorry, Ladies - Not the Hot One from the Pirates Movies Quiz
Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Orlando? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. Why does Orlando get to meet the Queen?
Because he is a noble
Because he won a contest
Because she makes a stop in his town
It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you handcuff yourself to the gate outside Windsor Castle and start making demands
Q. What happens to Sasha?
She marries Orlando
She is murdered by Orlando
After downing too much chili, she experiences a sort of bowel-shevik revolution (sorry for that one)
She returns to Russia
Q. Whom does Orlando invite to his house?
The most interesting man in the world
Q. About what does Nick Greene write?
Q. What does Orlando do to his writing?
He burns it
He buries it
He puts it in a time capsule to be opened a week later