Case Description: Complainants (Orpheus and Eurydice) accuse defendant (a snake) of first degree murder. It seems that the wife of Orpheus was innocently frolicking in a flowery meadow when she was bitten by a snake and died.
Case Status: Case dismissed. What were we going to do exactly? It was a snake. For the full story, check our files on "Orpheus and Eurydice."