Case File: Selene vs. Pan
Case Description: Complainant (Selene) accuses Defendant (Pan) of being a total stalker. Once Pan lured Selene out of the sky with a pretty fleece and seduced the goddess of the moon. According to Selene, he's been bugging her ever since—Facebooking her, calling her all the time, and video taping her every night as she carries the moon across the sky.
Case Status: Case pending. Pan's a rascally little fella and always disappears into the woods every time we try to question him.