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Pan (Faunus)

Pan (Faunus)

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Pan

Ladies! Party in the woods tonight.

Oh, I'm soooooo there.

Hello good fellows, can I join your lovely gathering?

Pan

No.

Yeah, no way dude.

Oh but…why?

Pan

Yr lame.

Yr lame, dude.

But…I'll play my lyre. Twill be oh so joyful.

Pan

Like I said…lame. Real gods play the pipes.

If you call again and just breathe into the phone, I'm going to get a restraining order.

Pan

Maybe if you'd finally come down for another little rendezvous I wouldn't have to be all creepy.

You're a little goat-god. Everything you do is creepy.

Pan

I resent that remark.

I don't care.

Pan

Come on, Selene. I thought we really had something.

We did have something.

Pan

REALLY? :)

Something totally disgusting.

Pan

:(

What if I bring the Muses?

ALL of the Muses?

But of course.

Pan

No way.

Dude, he says he'll bring the Muses.

Pan

No.

ALL OF THE MUSES, PAN!

Pan

Fine. Just don't bring that stupid lyre.

Why? Are you intimidated by my prowess?

Pan

Hardly.

I'm sensing another music contest coming on.

Pan

Apollo's probably too afraid, since I beat him so bad last time.

Silence, rogue! I thoroughly trounced you. Be glad I didn't skin you for your insolence like I did to that dirty little Satyr, Maron.

This is so on. A music-off it is. The winner gets to totally dismember the loser.

Pan

Dude, why is everything always about dismembering with you?

Sorry, I get a little carried away sometimes.

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