If you're up for an adventure, you should totally swing through the Underworld and talk to Pandora. She'd love to have a little chat. The poor girl doesn't have a lot of friends because she accidentally caused all the evil and suffering in the world by opening that stupid jar. Yeah, a lot of people say it was a box, but it was actually a jar. Anyways, she'd love the company. Plus, she'll have plenty to talk about—she was the first woman ever, which has got to give you some serious perspective on things. Also, being first woman and all, she's kind of like everybody's far off grandma. And you know how grandmas get when you don't come by for a visit.
Hair Color: Blonde
Facial Hair: Nope
Jewelry and accessories: A very troublesome jar
Clothing: Sexy robes
Type of Weapon: Her jar turned out to be pretty destructive, but she didn't mean for it to be.
Everybody is still mad at me.