Just so you know, I blame you for every bad thing that happened to me.
What?! I didn't make you sleep with your mother, kill your father, and gouge out your own eyes.
You let everything that's bad out into the world—it's all your fault.
It was Zeus! I was an innocent pawn! He was just trying to punish humanity because Prometheus gave us fire.
I didn't make you open that jar.
You had me made! You knew what I'd do.
Yes, and I don't care.
Starting an Underworld book club. Anybody want to join?
Sorry, Orpheus and I are really busy with his comeback tour.
I would, but my garden really needs all my attention right now.
I can't read. ☺
People already hate me—I can't be seen associating with you.
Wow, you couldn't even make up an excuse?
Just tellin' it to you straight, sweetie pie.
Just got a lovely gift from Zeus in the mail. I wonder what's inside?
Don't open it!
Don't do it, Aunt Pandora!
JK...no jar here. ☺
That was seriously not funny.
In this life so full of suffering, you either laugh or you cry.