by John Milton
Paradise Lost: What’s Eden You? Quiz
Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Paradise Lost? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. As what does Satan disguise himself?
A ghost. It was just a sheet with holes cut out of it. Contrary to popular belief, Satan was pretty lacking in creativity.
Q. What happens after Adam and Eve eat the fruit?
They feel bloated
They get very sick and can barely move
They follow Satan into Hell
They have sex
Q. Which are actual characters in this poem?
Sin and Death
Evil and Temptation
Transgression and Darkness
Chuck and Trevor
Q. How are Satan and his angels punished?
They are banished from Earth
They are turned into serpents
They receive a round of pretty rough spankings
They lose their wings
Q. What does the angel Michael give Adam?
An Adam’s apple
A vision of the future
A swift kick to the b-hind