by Dante Alighieri
Paradiso: Disco Paradiso Doesn’t Have Quite the Same Ring to It Quiz
Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Paradiso? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. What does Dante warn his readers not to do?
Follow him into Heaven
Tarry in Purgatory
Skip ahead to the last page, because it drives him batty when people do that
Q. Whom does the Moon house?
Souls who did not love their fellow man enough
Souls who have soul
Souls who broke their vows
Souls who did not believe in God
Q. By what were the souls in Mercury motivated?
Q. What does Charles Martel explain to Dante about fathers and sons?
That they share a soul
Why sons end up so different from their fathers
That they need to help each other to become worthy of Heaven
That fathers will never make very good Little League coaches, because they will always give the starting pitching spots to their own sons
Q. What does Cacciaguida tell Dante will happen to him?
He will be exiled
He will be murdered
The love of his life will die young
He will break his big toe in a freak kickball accident
He will become a saint