

Zounds, it's good to be free. Love that Heracles.

Looking forward to brunch with Epimetheus and Pandora today.
Wait, that's today?
Sorry, I forgot.
What's that supposed to mean?

Like when I told you not to take any gifts from Zeus. When Hermes showed up with Pandora looking all sexy you totally forgot and took her as a wife along with her jar full of evil.
Yeah, that was kind of my bad. But I'm the god of afterthought. I can't really help how forgetful I am.
Oh, sometimes I feel so useless.

Ah, sorry bro, I didn't mean to make you feel bad. Pandora's a great gal. I'm glad you two are happy.

Hope you're enjoying freedom, you stinking traitor.

I just don't know how you sleep at night knowing you betrayed all the other Titans by helping Zeus.