Ptah's Police Reports

Case Description: Defendant (Ptah) is brought up on a complaint by one of his human creations that the world he created isn't perfect.Case Status: Dismissed. Defendant apologizes, but suggests that...

Case Description: Defendant (Ptah) is accused of hiding his wife Sekhmet while she was at large and wanted for the slaughter of mankind.Case Status: Dismissed. After drinking all the beer in Ptah's...

Case Description: Ptah's Tongue (in the form of the god Thoth) was accused of breaking up the perfectly good silence of the universe before creation began.Case Status: The court of gods found that...