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Satyrs

Satyrs

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Silenus

Yo, yo, yo... the grandpappy satyr is back!

Maron

I thought you transformed into a river.

Silenus

Being a river was boring.

Maron

Fair enough.

Silenus

So whazzup!? Where's the party at?

Aristaeus

Dad, don't go posting things like "whazzup" on the group page.

Silenus

Why not?

Komos

It's just not cool anymore.

Aristaeus

The nymphs won't even talk to us if it gets around that we say things like "whazzup."

Silenus

I guess I was a river for too long.

Pan

Calling all satyrs. Jam session with Hermes tonight.

Marsyas

I'd come, but I've been dead ever since Apollo beat me in a music contest, peeled off my skin, and nailed it to a tree.

Pan

You know that some people say it was me that happened to?

Marsyas

Um, yeah. Pretty sure it was me. Being skinned is not something you forget.

Apollo is a jerk. You invented the flute. You deserve more respect than that.

Pan

Too right. Apollo is a jerk, and he's totally uptight. It's too bad the world got saddled with such a crap god of music.

This slander will not go unanswered!

Pan

Pshhhhhaw! What're you going to do?

I challenge you to a music contest to be judged by the Muses.

Pan

Choose your weapon, sir.

The pan flute!

Pan

Ha! I invented the pan flute!

And Marsyas invented the flute flute. Still he was cowed by my magnificence.

Pan

What happens if I lose?

I know of a particular tree in need of a goat hide.

All-you-can-drink Bacchanal on the beach tonight! Two nereids for every satyr. Not. To. Be. Missed!

Pan

Cool!

Maron

Awesome!

Aristaeus

Tight!

Komos

Bangin'!

Silenus

Gnarly!

Aristaeus

Dad, don't say things like that either.

Silenus

What? Nobody says gnarly anymore?

You raised me, Silenus. You can say "gnarly" at my Bacchanal if you want to.

Silenus

Groovy!

Okay, but you can't say that.

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