Sekhmet's Wall

Ra

I'm so glad that you aren't angry anymore.

6 billion humans

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Sekhmet

I guess I am. Eating all those bad people was fun, though.

Ra

Until you started eating the good people, too.

Sekhmet

Well, excuse me! You're the one who told me to go down to earth and eat people.

Ra

Not the good ones!

Sekhmet

At least the beer was good.

Horus

posted a link.

Horus

So is this how it happened?

Sekhmet

Pretty much. Except it was red beer and not wine.

Horus

Oh. What's the difference?

Sekhmet

I'll take you out drinking when you're 21.

Horus

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Sekhmet

posted an event: Beach Party

Ra

I'll ask Shu and Tefnut to keep the clouds away.

Horus

I'll bring the grill and the food.

Hathor

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Isis

I'll bring a cooler with drinks. I'm sure Osiris can spare his sarcophagus for the day.

Anubis

I'll bring a picnic umbrella.

Sekhmet

And block Ra?

Anubis

Let's just say I sunburn easily.

Mortal doctor

Great Sekhmet, Mistress of Plague, I need your help. Tomorrow morning I'm doing surgery on a little girl.

Sekhmet

What's wrong with her?

Mortal doctor

She has cancer.

Sekhmet

Diseases make me angry! Very very angry.

Ra

Do I need to get the red beer ready, my daughter?

Sekhmet

Keep it in the fridge until tomorrow afternoon, Dad. I think I'll be at the hospital in the morning.

Mortal doctor

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Ra

Happy New Year!

Sekhmet

Happy New Year, Dad! Ready for me to get my Seven Arrows out?

Ra

Are those the arrows that keep away all the evil things that can happen?

Sekhmet

Of course. Need to make sure it's going to be a good year, after all.

Ra

Let me move the boat first. Don't shoot!

Hathor

I'd like my red dress back, when you're done rampaging.

Sekhmet

Yeah, yeah. I'm busy. Taking care of Ra's enemies doesn't happen overnight, you know.

Horus

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Horus

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Hathor

This time, I want it back in one piece. And without any beer on it?

Sekhmet

It was red beer. How could you see that on a red dress?