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Case File: Selene vs. Pan

Police Reports

Case Description: Complainant (Selene) accuses Defendant (Pan) of being a total stalker. Once Pan lured Selene out of the sky with a pretty fleece and seduced the goddess of the moon. According to Selene, he's been bugging her ever since.

Case Status: Case pending. Pan's a rascally little fella and always disappears into the woods every time we try to question him.

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