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Selene (Luna)'s Wall

Wall

Pan

Hey, Selene, why don't you come down again for another little rendezvous?

I'll pass. Thx.

Pan

Ah come on. We had fun, didn't we?

Sorry, buddy.

Pan

I gave you that awesome fleece. Didn't you like it?

Yeah, it's nice.

Pan

It's because I'm too hairy, isn't it?

Kind of.

Pan

I have goat legs. I'd look ridiculous if I shaved them.

You could at least wax your chest.

Pan

No deal.

Eos

Hey sis, want to have brunch with me this morning? I just met a tasty new squeeze I want to tell you about.

I don't do mornings. You get up too early for me.

Eos

I'm the dawn goddess. I have to get up early.

I'm the moon goddess. I have to stay up all night.

Eos

Okay, how about we hit up an afternoon happy hour?

That's when I take my bath in Oceanus. A moon goddess has got to look good for her nightly chariot ride.

Eos

Why don't you want to hang out with me, really? Because you think I'm prettier than you?

It's because you say things like that.

Wishing Helios would come by and visit his sister sometime.

Sorry sis, I've just been a little down lately.

Bro, you really need to get over that whole Apollo thing.

He took my job! Why does he get to drive the Sun across the sky?

That's just the way it goes sometimes, you know? That's just the way it goes sometimes, you know?

It didn't make you mad when Artemis took over your job?

That's just a rumor...

You mean, you're still in the moon business? AAHHHHHHHHH!

Helios, I really think you ought to get a hobby.

Pan

I saw you in that cave with Endymion last night.

Wow. Okay, stalker.

Pan

What's that stupid shepherd got that I don't have?

If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you.

Pan

But he's asleep all the time.

It keeps him young.

Pan

How can that possibly be entertaining for you?

If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you.

Hilarious.

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