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A Shmoopmas Tale: Shmooge’d

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A Shmoopmas Tale: Shmooge’d

The panic reached the now old man in his marrow: He had a week to “live” – or, at least “live” as a financial person. After failing the Series 6 Exam 9 times, Ezekial Shmooge really did have one last chance.

It was his bony fingers that most people remembered, especially the hordes of young people who worked for him, feared him, aspired to be him. His clothes spoke from his soul – they were tattered, worn, threadbare. They had once been new and beautiful. High-end stuff – not discoun...

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