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Improper Use of the Word "Guarantee"

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Improper Use of the Word "Guarantee"

To AmericanEagleGold, the word guarantee is like the word "omg" is to texting teens—it's just part of their everyday lexicon.

Myron used it when trying to convince Bubbie to loan them money for a special back-door deal with Smarmy & Sons Broker-dealers. It went a little something like this:

"Trust me, Bubbie, this is a great deal. I mean, if I had the cash you're sitting on right now, I'd go all in. I can guarantee you'll make a killing with this deal." (It's a word he used frequently. R...

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