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Weary is carrying every piece of equipment you could possibly imagine for battle: multiple layers of clothes, a gas mask, a trench knife, a "bulletproof Bible" (2.22.2), a German phrasebook—you name it, he's got it.
He's also got some porn of a woman attempting to have sex with a pony.
Weary makes Billy look at this picture several times.