Melinda comes to math class very, very late. Mr. Stetman is suspicious of her late pass.
She can't focus on algebra. She does fine with fractions, decimals, geometry, things she can see a use for. But, algebra leaves her cold.
Mr. Stetman is totally obsessed with algebra. It's his passion. He has gazillions of stories about the uses of algebra, but nobody can understand any of them.
The class is asked to "explain the wangdiddler's role in the negative hotchka theorem" (18.6).
Heather volunteers and is incorrect. Mr. Stetman asks Melinda to explain.
When she shakes her head "no," Mr. Stetman asks somebody to help her.
Rachel volunteers, and Melinda panics. She and Rachel are at the front of the class.
While Rachel does the problem, Melinda bites her bottom lip. She thinks, "If I try hard enough, maybe I can gobble myself whole this way" (18.9).
Suddenly, everybody is laughing at her, and she realizes it's time to go back to her seat.
Algebra, Melinda decides, is definitely not her cup of tea.