by J.D. Salinger
Teddy: This is What Happens When You Don’t Get Your Kid Started Early on Baby Mozart Quiz
Think you’ve got your head wrapped around Teddy? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. According to Teddy’s journal, what does he think will happen when he is sixteen?
He will win a Nobel Peace Prize
He will be in a car accident
He will have girl trouble, feel awkward about his body and struggle in school. A real Nostradamus, that one.
It is very vague - the journal doesn’t say
Q. What does Teddy believe you need to do to reach enlightenment?
Empty yourself of logic
Renounce your faith
Read The Power of Now
Live a monastic lifestyle
Q. About what does Teddy think people make too big a deal?
Q. In Teddy’s example about the swimming pool, what does he say might happen to him?
He might drown
He might be pushed into an empty pool and fracture his skull
He might just wade to the corner, take a whiz, and hope no one notices
He might swallow too much water and start choking
Q. What does Nicholson hear as he runs towards the pool?
"Don’t Stop Believin’", which is currently set to repeat ad infinitum on his iPod nano