by Eugene Ionesco
The Chairs: The Most Fun You Can Have Staring at Furniture for Two Hours Quiz
Think you’ve got your head wrapped around The Chairs? Put your knowledge to the test. Good luck — the Stickman is counting on you!
Q. What surrounds the house?
A pack of wild boars
A flaky butter crust
Q. On what has the Old Man been working his entire life?
A message to all humanity about the meaning of life
The most elaborate model airplane ever crafted
A 20,000-page book that comprehensively details the history of mankind
That moustache. It just isn't going to happen, buddy.
Q. Whom is the couple expecting?
God and Jesus
The Avon lady
Everyone in the world
A chorus of angels
Q. Whom has the Old Man hired?
A professional notary
A professional orator
A professional transcriptionist
An unprofessional intern
Q. What are the couple’s guests?
Staying at a hotel, especially after what happened the last time to the drapes in the spare room