There Is No Dog Chapter 14 Summary

So Mona is over at Hed's place wearing a dress made of a book of stamps (whaa?), which we guess is in fashion for Gods this season.
She's trying to use her feminine wiles to get the Eck un-eaten, but Hed is not budging.
He's really serious about his poker. And his dinner.
Mona scrambles away from Hed over to Bob's house and blatantly lies to him about her meeting with Hed.
Bob starts ranting and raving but Mona isn't listening. Instead she starts reasoning away her responsibility for Eck in her head.
We can't blame her. Bob is pretty annoying.